Tuesday, December 29, 2009

ONANI 2: MY ARCHY ADVENTURES ,a message to friends

the writings might be gone,but come to think about it,they are merely pixelations on your lap top/PC screen.the memories we all shared together is already there in our minds,wether we acknowledge it or not,there's no need for me to list them down like before.remember to remember people,and have a great ride wherever your destiny takes u next!

Monday, December 28, 2009

ONANI 1: THE IMMORTALS

okay,this might disappoint a few sbb tajuk mcm bagus je kan,but i really just wanna talk about the coolest ever videogames to have ever graced my childhood and adulthood and forever immortalize them in this lousy blog of mine.before we proceed to the list be reminded that the order is not based on any rank whatsoever coz in my heart,they are ALL immortals! lets go :

1. LEFT 4 DEAD= ahh,there's nothin better than to lay the smackdown on thousands of punk ass zombies to help cheer u up after a lousy critique session at the campus! but having said that,it would get annoyingly boring if the zombies kept getting thrashed senselessly without a bit of a fight back.then up comes the Smoker,pulling u away from the team with it's far reaching tongue! the Hunter leaps from a distance clawing vitality away! Boomer spits zombie loving goo all over u making u zombie bait! the Witch,well...lets just not wake her up! the Tank barges through and show's us in return, a zombie smackdown!!

2. LEFT 4 DEAD 2= double the rotting ass kicking! double the guns! double the zombies! need i say more!!!?? oh hell yeah i do! we got melee weapons now too! as mentioned in the trailer for this game,'outta bullets?'( character then pulls out a chainsaw while the others get a range of stuff from a frying pan to a goddamn katana baby! )sweet!

3. DIABLO 2 LORD OF DESTRUCTION= one of the games with the longest staying power in history! sumpah tak jemu2! dari sekolah until university still maen kot.almost single handedly destroyed my 5th semester! haha! awesome characters from challenging yet powerful one's like the Barbarian to the menipu tahap sial Assassin and Druid! and dont get me started with the epic landscape,the crazy bosses n minions and the main point of interest:the never ending quest to collect a complete set for various battle gear!

4. BREATH OF FIRE 3= the best RPG game ever! due to the breath of fire series i totally ignored the Final Fantasy franchise,that shows just how highly i rate this one.with characters u actually give a shit for,add on a solid storyline with action packed gameplay and u get an absolutely legendary adventure! u grow with the story and easily get drowned into believing that u r actually the main character of the game.totally put me in delusion town back in form 2 and 3.collecting dragons to summon and the skill to learn an opponent's move breeds absolute coolness.

5. BREATH OF FIRE 4= same action packed format( with improved combo action ), interesting characters( plus some nostalgic favourites )and an epicly darker storyline with more crazy skills to steal and an array of beautifully designed dragons to command! and the final boss (the Tyrant and Aura) is among the hardest i've fought.took a whopping 1 hour to finish them off! now that's a goddamn battle people! hands down this one is just as cool,if not cooler than the previous edition.

6. SMACKDOWN VS RAW( ALL THE EDITIONS! )= bad day at school? girlfriend trouble?( note to readers:sheila maksud ku,not the other one sbb ni time skolah).well what r u waiting for!!?? get a chair,plant it in someone's throat,then put them through a table,ring the bell with the back of someone's head,drive an elbow through chests after jumping off a ladder and soooo much more!!!! an array of superstars to choose from plus an arsenal of dangerous,nostalgic,huge matches to lay the smackdown in!!feel free to also create your own wrestlers to live the dream of conquering sports entertainment! definitely a drug for wrestling lovers!

7. MEGAMAN X4= arguably the best to come outta the Megaman franchise by Capcom! dari sekolah rendah sampai university terus melayan the generations of Megaman games!tu pon sbb there has been no new release recently that i didnt continue playing until my working days now.the game has two absolutely cool but uniquely different characters to choose from,the energy blasting Megaman and his 'light sabre' wielding friend Zero.the storyline is pretty deep and dark for a child's videogame and the villains and action are at the peak of coolness for a 2D scrolling game.but the main attraction of anything Megaman is the ability to utilize a fallen bosses special attack to use it against another boss or unlock hidden areas! no other game i know has this feature!

8. POKEMON SILVER= from GBA fame,the greatest adventure a kid can have!!! with hundreds of pokemon to catch,hundreds of trainers to beat,hundreds of missions to complete,it gets u interested and motivated for long periods of times!!! apart from getting drawn into the adventure with a typically cool underdog to big timer storyline,u also have huge battles against team rocket,legendary fights with legendary,hard to tame pokemons and a showdown with the cartoon's main character,ash ketchum himself to see how u fare!to complete the collection of pokemons u also have to trade with buddies who play different versions of the game,how cool is that? entertaining plus mengeratkan silaturrahim!

9. GOD OF WAR 1&2= revolutionary,gory,and simply massive!!! it also helps that im a big fan of greek mythology.with intense,larger than life battles paired with a gorgeously ancient backdrop,the franchise does not let down in terms of gaming experience! the 'kill'system is also copied world wide by later generation games where u follow a series of button commands to either yank an eye outta a cyclops or to clobber zeus into the ground! yep,u heard right,i said zeus,the big man himself! where else can u deliver a can of brutal ass kicking to monsters,titans and gods all at once!!!??? nowhere else pople,believe it!

10. CRASH BANDICOOT 1= u know how strange combination of random things turn out to be brilliant? like how a sponge befriending a starfish while living in a pineapple under the sea spurned one of the greatest cartoons ever?well that's this game for u!u control an ass whopping marsupial with half a brain that leaps on boxes and other obstacles in a breath taking scenery while seeking guide from a flying tribal mask to eventually battle an array of bosses ranging from a croc and dingo combo mutant to a deranged,thick headed evil genius!

11. CRASH TEAM RACING= a branch from the Crash Bandicoot games,u control an ass whopping marsupial with half a brain that leaps on boxes and other obstacles in a breath taking scenery while seeking guide from a flying tribal mask to eventually battle an array of bosses ranging from a croc and dingo combo mutant to a deranged,thick headed evil genius! BUT,YOU'RE ON SOUPED UP CARS FILLED WITH HOMING ROCKETS,BOMBS AND NITROS WHILE RACING FOR FIRST PLACE IN TRAP FILLED WACKY TRACKS this time around!!!

12. STRIKERS 1945= of arcade games fame.there's always something cool about secret associations in classic Japan with military technology waaaay beyond it's years doin battle with evil aliens in disguise as various machines and mega transportations in the country! the battles are non-stop and absolutely heart pounding! the battle planes to choose from are classic but modified planes or prototypes that were never released such as the Flying Pancake,Mosquito and Lightning to name a few! the bosses are massive and downright intimidating when confronted by our little jets! an alien super submarine,a gigantic train robot,a collosal mobile fortress and a transforming,ass ripping,battle ship just to name a few too! now that's adrenaline in 2D!!

13. DINO CRISIS 2= dinosaurs,guns,a great story and a red hot heroine to boot!!!?? need i say more!!!?? especially since im such a dinofreak,the game is absolute bliss!the infos and the details on the dinos are spot on and the usage of proper weapons to tackle each unique dinosaur makes it such a fun challenge!the environment of a bloodied and run down facility in an ancient jungle was crafted beautifully to suit the mood of the game.oh,and a dinosaur game with a meat eating therapod much larger than T-rex always gets me all worked up!

14. ULTRAMAN FIGHTING EVOLUTION 3= ok,i might be alone on this( with the exception of Aimi kot,since we r both ultraman lovers ) but this game absolutely rocks!!!! it has all the ultramen up until the Cosmos generation with all the important villains too!!we also determine the one on one battle's locations and they have a series of nostalgic ultramen fight locations to choose from!missions include reliving memorable ultra battles to unlock even more characters and favourite finishing moves for both ultra and monster!!!!

15. PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER (ALL THE EDITIONS!)=ok ok,so this is kinda saving the best for last even though i said tak ikot rank,sue me! haha! if Diablo nearly destroyed my 5th semester,this baby nearly destroyed my PMR,SPM(which it actually did i guess) and my whole university life! unlike boring FIFA when u finally master the game n start thrashing real madrid by 10-0 using leeds united,PES is always unpredictable no matter how much u master it either while playing the master league or with friends.the game has many features like cool dribbling n diving n stuff but the staying power of the franchise owes it all to the 'penipu AI' which gives it that unpredictable edge i just mentioned.sometimes u just cant win,u get unlucky or get extremely lucky or controversial calls are made by refs,much like real life football!so no matter how good u r at it,nothin is guaranteed n that's why it rocks!!